Lyrics

Woke up
Shop doorway for a bed
Crack a smile
Shake my head
Gotta fucking work soon
Some arsehole’s nicked my shoes
I guess they hoped they would acquire
My appetite for booze

I might drink until I fall
I’m not concerned with cool at all
Bottle of gin, just the tonic
I’m a fully functioning alcoholic
yeah yeah
A fully functioning alcoholic

Shake the cobwebs
Kick some butt
Now I’ve dragged my sorry arse out of that
dirty stinking rut
I can do employment
Couldn’t raise a child
My body would collapse around me
If i wasn’t wild


Oh I might drink until I fall
I’m not concerned with cool at all
Bottle of gin, just the tonic
I’m a fully functioning alcoholic,
yeah yeah
A fully functioning alcoholic

I wouldn’t have a scooby
How to deal with being sober
You know where you can stick that thing they call stoptober
Oh Johnny rotten is iconic
You can call me the bubonic
I’m really good at getting on it
I’m a fully functioning alcoholic,
yeah yeah
A fully functioning alcoholic

A fully functioning alcoholic